Wednesday, December 10, 2008

steven cohen


ah, another hedge funder. hedge funds must be quite lucrative. at least when you know what you are doing, and or are very lucky. steve cohen is a self made lucky or skilled hedge funder. he is worth 6.8 billion dollars and is at a scrappy 52 years old. unlike many of the more exceedingly wealthy at the top of this list, steven graduated from college. i've noticed more college graduates the furter away from immense wealth that we've gotten. i'm not saying there is a correlation but you may want to play it on the safe side and pull the kids out of school now. get them thinking about hostile takeovers, buyouts and of course the mysterious and beguiling hedge fund. tell them now and not later that they better not hope for an inheritence. it'll save heartbreak later. it might come up a bit sooner anyway when they find out that you never plan to retire from your four part time jobs and still need to carpool because you can't afford gas alone. if they want to some day be reminded of their social duty by me or someone like me they will need to get started on their billions, though by then it will likely be trillions. for now let's get back to the present and back to the multi billionaire steven cohen. he is self made and so would we like to be. let's write him and tell him so. his address is below. if i can find an address for "hedge funder".
steven started sac capital and i am guessing that if he isn't still there they can at least make sure that he is aware of and receives your letters.
72 Cummings Point Rd
Stamford, CT
06902
Phone: 203-614-2000