Friday, December 5, 2008

james goodnight


james goodnight looks like he could hypnotize a cheetah at full sprint. at night. there is no wonder that he is worth 8.7 billion dollars. it is only a wonder that he isn't worth substantially more. with a name like james goodnight he was obviously destined for extreme wealth or possibly a position as a steroid stuffed wrestler. his signature move could have been called "the goodnight" as he choke holded the wind out of some poor lesser wrestler's body. i see that he chose to go with technology instead. probably a good choice. you can only look good in those tights for so long. if i played world of warcraft i think mr goodnight would be my character. i might have to start, just based on that desire alone.
james goodnight is the mastermind behind the sas institute. i doubt that he will stay this low on the billionaires list for long. after topping many of the plain old inheritors he will quite likely eat several more and reach the top ten in within the next five years. in the meantime, he is still deserving of our letters. 8.7 billion is a hefty wallet for any one man to hoist. let's help him, and ourselves, out and request that he come clean on the trickle down theory's promise and send us some much needed, and long overdue, money.
SAS CAMPUS DRIVE
CARY, NC
27513-2414
Phone: 919-677- 8000
Fax: 919-677-4444