trickle down syndrome: robert rowling

it bothered me a great deal to not have a photo of our last contestant in the "contact a ludicrously wealthy person" letter-a-thon. i have to say that i am having a bad string of luck today though because this photo disturbs me even more deeply. there is something altogether airbrushed looking about this photo. i'd go so far as to describe it as polished. for a 54 year old oil man i find it striking that he has not a single wrinkle or line on his forehead. he did inherit his money though. i know they say worry can cause wrinkles. maybe growing up with nothing to worry about has kept robert rowling looking like a well groomed, if not hermetically sealed, 40 year old. good for robert. it's nice to see people who have not had a lot of worry in their lives. robert has made much of his fortune through oil and gas enterprises. our very own government has been great friends with the oil industry for many years. they give and give to the oil industry. they give them money even when the oil industry is making record profits. that is a sincerely great friend. robert rowling, having grown up worry free with the government as a best friend and unlimited amounts of money must know how much he and has family have benefited from subsidies and continuous gigantic tax breaks. quite possibly robert rowling is ready to thanks us for all of the money that we let the government use, and gave to him, and would like to start trickling some of the money back to us. we can pretty much promise that we will give it right back to him since he owns large amounts of stock in many oil and gas related interests. many of us will also put whatever is left over from filling our tank into a bank that he also has stock in. it's really win win for robert. hopefully he will see it that way when he receives our letters helpfully explaining the trickle down theory and mentioning how the trickle seems to have a blockage. he is worth 6.2 billion dollars. you contact him at the address below.