Thursday, December 25, 2008

samuel zell


that is the contented smile of a self made multi billionaire. i have recently taken a break from my self imposed work of listing all of the wealthiest americans. it's all part of my quest to make the truly ingenious trickle down plan work. the same idea has been around for quite some time. it was once known as the "horse and sparrow" theory. it's a little more down to earth, less like an economist created it, and also is more honest. the idea was that if the "horse" had plenty of grain and had it's fill that the "sparrow" would then be able to pick through the horse feces and take what was left over. i wonder why they went away from that theory and changed to the trickle down? so, i've taken a small break and now am back and ready to deliver more addresses and phone numbers for you to call upon the wealthy during these dark days of financial dis-harmony. the sparrow is suffering in other words.
this happy self made fellow is samuel zell. he is worth 6 billion dollars. he made his money through real estate and private equity. more terms i don't really understand. he's also in to the leveraged buyouts. i hope it makes him happy for years to come. in the mean time i think we should contact samuel zell and tell him that the long awaited trickling can start at any time now, but preferably sooner than later. let me see, where can we reach sam? ah yes, he leveraged and bought out the tribune company. a perfect place to reach him. the address is as follows.
435 N. Michigan Ave.
Chicago, IL 60611
United States
Phone: 312-222-9100
Fax: 312-222-1573