phillip knight

phillip knight is self made but hopefully not self dressed. i know i have trouble finding sunglasses that fit properly but... um, i don't even quite know what to say. these glasses make him look like he should be hovering above a stamen whilst hoping for nectar. he is worth 10.4 billion dollars though and he started nike footwear. he also gave the largest single donation to a business school program ever. thank god someone is taking care of deeply in need fledgling business programs like the stanford business school. while he is feeling generous we should hit him up for some of our own start up money and see if they ever mentioned the trickle down theory during his time at the stanford school of business. possibly he is feeling the troubled guilt of the fragrantly wealthy. you can contact him at nike.
1 Bowerman Dr.
Beaverton, OR 97005-6453
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Phone: 503-671-6453
Fax: 503-671-6300
Toll Free: 800-344-6543

george kaiser

george kaiser is worth 11 billion dollars derived from oil and gas proceeds. i have the deep sense that anyone that has made billions from oil and gas owes the workers of the united states more money than they even actually have to give. this feeling is backed up by the recent enormous jump in fuel prices when we were somehow paying the most we ever had at the pump while the oil companies were somehow mysteriously making record profits. gosh that's coincidental. i would go ahead and write a nice long email to george kaiser and let him know exactly how much you would like him to give you in restitution. ask for a lot. his address is below.
6733 S. Yale Ave.
Tulsa, OK 74136-3302
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Phone: 918-494-0000
Fax: 918-491-4694

michael bloomberg

michael bloomberg may be a great way to get this trickle down situation off to a strong start. he is the mayor of new york and he is worth 11.5 billion self made dollars. he has given away $715 million misguided dollars to charity in the past 5 years and therefore is a great candidate to give some more in the proper long overdue direction of the struggling working class. he should also be fairly easy to locate since he is a public "servent". his address is as follows.
Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg
City Hall
New York, NY 10007
PHONE 311 (or 212-NEW-YORK outside NYC)
FAX (212) 788-2460
E-MAIL:
http://www.nyc.gov/html/mail/html/mayor.html

anne cox chambers

anne cox chambers is lucky. she inherited her money from her father. a high school dropout who later was the three term governor of ohio. i don't know if that makes him lucky or has more to say about ohio at the time. later he ran for president. i'm certain that without a high school education he was a greater intellectual threat than the fellow that has been been keeping the whitehouse warm for the last eight rock em sock em years. anne cox chambers is also lucky that there is little chance that she will get her fur coat doused in flour by that rabble rousing pet loving group peta. anne is worth 12.6 billion dollars and at the age of 88 can only hope to spend so much more of it on fancy fur coats and ludricrously gigantic necklaces. let's send her a letter and let her know that, like her father, we failed to finish high school and that she is a valued part of the trickle down failure and we would love to make things right, and hope she feels the same. i guess i might only be speaking for me as far as the not finishing high school part. i'll let you all compose your own letters with your own stories as you see fit. her address is as follows.
6205 Peachtree Dunwoody Rd.
Atlanta, GA 30328
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Phone: 678-645-0000
Fax: 678-645-1079