Saturday, November 29, 2008

anne cox chambers


anne cox chambers is lucky. she inherited her money from her father. a high school dropout who later was the three term governor of ohio. i don't know if that makes him lucky or has more to say about ohio at the time. later he ran for president. i'm certain that without a high school education he was a greater intellectual threat than the fellow that has been been keeping the whitehouse warm for the last eight rock em sock em years. anne cox chambers is also lucky that there is little chance that she will get her fur coat doused in flour by that rabble rousing pet loving group peta. anne is worth 12.6 billion dollars and at the age of 88 can only hope to spend so much more of it on fancy fur coats and ludricrously gigantic necklaces. let's send her a letter and let her know that, like her father, we failed to finish high school and that she is a valued part of the trickle down failure and we would love to make things right, and hope she feels the same. i guess i might only be speaking for me as far as the not finishing high school part. i'll let you all compose your own letters with your own stories as you see fit. her address is as follows.
6205 Peachtree Dunwoody Rd.
Atlanta, GA 30328
United States (Map)
Phone: 678-645-0000
Fax: 678-645-1079