Friday, November 28, 2008

john mars


there was no photo of john mars either so i chose another part of their empire that has gained them even more fortune than their sugar loaded nougatty-licious candy treats to represent him. john also was fortunate enough to inherit a gigantic amount of money from his father, just like his two sickeningly wealthy siblings. the nice thing about all three of the children from mars is that despite inheriting absolute truck loads of money they all managed to finish school with an unecessary degree. he is worth 14 billion dollars.
john can be sent a letter at mars inc. as well. feel free to tell him about your children that are quite unlikely to be able to afford an education when it is their chance because of all of the monetary breaks going to the wealthy who don't need them while the working class struggle to make ends meet while working two jobs and then trying to take care of their kids. i am certain that someone who makes pet food for cute fuzzy little kittens will be actively sympathetic to your plight.
mars, incorporated
6885 elm st.
mclean, va. 22101
va tel. 703-821-4900
fax 703-448-9678