Friday, November 28, 2008

jacqueline mars


jacqueline mars is another of the fortunate offspring in the mars candy nougat fueled empire. she inherited her 14 billion dollar world. she looks pretty friendly. she actually looks a bit like my very own grandmother except ridiculously richer. i think the broach necklace she is sporting is maybe worth more than all the money my hard factory working grandmother made in her whole life. she also is a huge fan of candy and will pretty surely die soon from diabetes. i'll make sure she sends in a letter to the three mars children and asks for her share of the trickling down fortune that is surely to come now that the uber wealthy have had plenty of time to take advantage of the governmental gift of low low taxes. you can contact jacky at mars corp.
mars, incorporated
6885 elm st.
mclean, va 22101
va tel. 703-821-4900
fax 703-448-9678