Friday, December 5, 2008

jeffrey bezos

jeffrey bezos is worth 8.3 billion dollars from starting amazon.com. he is 44 and graduated from princeton. he is self made, of course. i know zero people that have gone to princeton. i know some smart people. why don't i know anyone that has gone to princeton then? you may not know it but you pretty much have to be wealthy to go to princeton. wealthy or smart like the character in "goodwill hunting" where you can just look at some insanely difficult math problem and immediately solve it, and thus have a full scholarship plus expenses. i didn't read that jeffrey had that kind of ride through princeton and therefore am assuming he didn't. if i had that sort of intelligence i would pretty much have a tattoo of it. like that actor james woods that supposedly has a really high, maybe genius, IQ. i would bring it up every single time i opened my mouth to a new person. so, we can guess that part of jeffrey's self making was coming from a wealthy background. good for him. and good for us too. he is one more person that we should take the time to write and mention the trickle down theory to. we have all been long time customers of amazon.com and maybe it is time for a large lump sum rebate. hopefully jeffrey will feel that way. please contact him at the address below. the great thing about writing a letter is that after your cell phone, house phone, heat and electricity have been turned off, you can still use a pen, paper and envelope to write a message. look under the sofa cushions as a last resort to finding enough money for the 1st class stamp it will take to send your letter.
Amazon.com
1200 12th Ave. South, Ste. 1200
Seattle, WA 98144-2734 (Map)
Phone: 206-266-1000