Monday, January 19, 2009

micky arison

this man might have more right to smile than any human being on earth. i wonder if he sleeps with a giant smile on his face. do his teeth dry out when he smile-sleeps? does he have a personal smile mist servant so that he can smile all night long? micky is 58 years old and is worth 5.4 billion dollars. why do i think he should sport the day and night perma-grin? because he inherited it and carnival cruises and his wealth is growing. it seems somewhat like inheriting las vegas. it does nothing but earn money. i for one would not even consider taking a cruise. not ever. it sounds as nearly as fun as golf. low stress, low action, very little use, but some people like it. apparently quite a few. maybe my tune would change if i had plenty of disposable income laying around, like when my buyouts become leveraged, or my hedge funds pan out. or, maybe when all of the letters i've written to the nations meta wealthy start sending trickle down reparation cheques to me and i can start doing more than just weeping out of desperation. i guess at that point i could certainly relax long enough to consider taking a cruise to some third world country where i could then admire the even more extreme poverty of other nation's poor. i think micky will see us all as potential future cruise-line customers and will be receptive to starting the flow of trickle down monies in our direction. please write the glowingly smiling micky arison at the address below.
Carnival Corporation
3655 NW 87th Ave.
Miami, FL 33178-2428 (Map)
Phone: 305-599-2600
Fax: 305-406-4700