Monday, January 19, 2009

george roberts

there is no photo of george roberts readily available. he is worth 5.5 billion dollars, and is 64, just like our last contestant henry kravis. the fact that he also works with henry kravis at the same firm, is self made, and made his money through the fast moving high stakes world of leveraged buyouts, makes me wonder if maybe he is just another name for henry kravis. it does say that he has three children and henry kravis only had two, but that might just be a oversight, or a ploy to throw us off of the trail. i will give this george roberts the benefit of the doubt though and will enthusiastically send him a letter detailing the new plan of the trickle down theory actually being put in to effect. even if he is just an undercover henry kravis we can hopefully count on him not wanting to blow his cover and possible paying his share to us twice. i am certain that he can afford it. please conveniently contact george roberts at the same address and phone number as henry kravis.
Kohlberg Kravis Roberts & Co. L.P.
9 West 57th Street
Suite 4200
New York, New York 10019

+ 1 (212) 750-8300